Curse

Ghengis Kwell · Feb 01, 2009, 12:53 PM // 12:53

After watching the guy die in the sea during the Quest many times...'Oh Dear'

ele pl · Feb 01, 2009, 01:04 PM // 13:04

Insc "Knowing is Half the Battle"

StormLord · Feb 01, 2009, 01:19 PM // 13:19

Hai Len: Never fear, friends, that was just a coincidence. A bloody, violent coincidence.

Kournan Engineer: Stupid demons... makin' the stupid equipment rust...

Miss Merryweather · Feb 01, 2009, 01:49 PM // 13:49

Josephine: "You've got to be kidding me."
Merchant: "I never kid."
Josephine: "Four gold for a head of lettuce?"
Merchant: "It's supply and demand."
Josephine: "Well, then I demand my money back."
Merchant: "Look, Joe, my whole crop was trampled by those ghouls."
Josephine: "I don't care. I won't pay that much."
Merchant: "Suit yourself."

ZodiacFear · Feb 01, 2009, 02:49 PM // 14:49

The last day dawns on the kingdom of Ascalon.

*lemming* · Feb 01, 2009, 03:00 PM // 15:00

crmf.ytmnd.com

zelgadissan · Feb 01, 2009, 03:02 PM // 15:02

As far as actual quotes, just about anything that Kihm says. However, since Bruce Campbell is pretty much the guy I'd be gay for, I have to go with "Klaatu...barada...necktie?" from the Spiritual Possession.

This thread reminds me of how awesome they could have made the dialogue between certain heroes; for example if you take Gwen and Pyre in the same team they could just bitch at each other constantly, or Koss and Melonni could be trying to one-up each other in battle, etc.

crazybanshee · Feb 01, 2009, 03:29 PM // 15:29

During wintersday there was a random npc in kamadan, over by the dock area where you respawn after exiting the strength of snow quest. I tried to get a ss of what he said, but I missed it. Was something to the effect of 'Both our families are crazy. Let's stay here this year'. Made me lol but I only saw it the one time.

Kook~NBK~ · Feb 01, 2009, 03:55 PM // 15:55

Eww... Blood! -Tahlkora

Nature Loves Me · Feb 01, 2009, 04:16 PM // 16:16

Saidra( I think it was her): "To the end of us all!"

Gwmaster · Feb 01, 2009, 04:51 PM // 16:51

Gwen: "Mommy always said not to play with fire. But Mommy's dead."

Squishy ftw · Feb 01, 2009, 05:00 PM // 17:00

"Idiot, meet hammer. Hammer, idiot."

~Devona

recon54 · Feb 01, 2009, 05:46 PM // 17:46

Oggy: "Ladies, ladies, please. Why the cold shoulder? The Oggmeister's boiling over with a potful o' love ready to thaw out these frigid hearts."

Florggi: "Because you're weird, smelly, and have teeny-tiny ears. That's why. Jezza, let's go!"

sportacus · Feb 01, 2009, 07:02 PM // 19:02

Take that, Physics!

MisterB · Feb 01, 2009, 07:02 PM // 19:02

Oink: Oink!

12chars

Commander Ryker · Feb 01, 2009, 09:08 PM // 21:08

Quote:

Originally Posted by brbafkdnd

King Adelbern: "Rise, my son. you have done well. The discovery of Stormcaller is surely a sign of victory."
Prince Rurik: "It is a powerful weapon, but I fear not powerful enough. The Charr have amassed an army of many thousands."
King Adelbern: "You overestimate these beasts, Rurik. Do not be afraid."
Prince Rurik: "I am not afraid, father. I have seen them in battle. Rin has been destroyed! It would be wise to escape while we can. We should make for Kryta and rebuild our strength. Not wait here for death."
King Adelbern: "I will never allow Ascalons to live in the shadow of the Krytans! It is Rin that will be rebuilt. And you will learn your place."
Prince Rurik: "You have grown proud, Adelbern of Ascalon...proud and foolish!"
King Adelbern: "You would dare call your king a fool? I will hear no more. I banish you from Ascalon! You are no longer my prince, and you are no longer my son!"
Prince Rurik: "People of Rin! Your king will lead you to death. If you wish to see better days, if you wish to live, then leave the beasts behind and follow me over the Shiverpeaks. We make for Kryta and a new life, free of the Charr."

one of the most epic cinematics ever. It was really dramatic.

That is my favorite cut scene of all! I will let it play through every time.

Apollo Smile · Feb 01, 2009, 11:56 PM // 23:56

Yuri the Hand: Greetings, Togo. I am Yuri the Hand, the minister of war's... instrument.
Yuri the Hand: I shall make this quick.

(Yuri gets owned)

Master Togo: Your prediction was correct, Yuri. You made this a quick fight.
Talon Silverwing: You amuse me, featherless one. Well said.

(Before fighting Minister Wona)
Master Togo: Why all of this, Wona? Peace was in our grasp.
Minister Wona: I am the minister of *WAR*, Togo. When Cantha fights, my coffers overflow. I have no use for peace, especially with inhuman savages.
Minister Wona: Blaming your death on the Tengu will drive the emperor mad with grief. He will declare complete and utter retribution. Cantha's riches will be at my disposal, and the Tengu lands shall be mine once I have removed them from it. Aerie will make a lovely summer retreat, do you not think so?
Master Togo: Talon, have you heard enough? I believe you know by now who is behind this madness. Let us finish this. Perhaps the minister will talk less with his head in a satchel.

Master Togo's entire mission was badass.

riktw · Feb 02, 2009, 12:07 AM // 00:07

dont know the whole thing but its from some asura guy, i guess vekk:
you put 3 asura together and you will get 4 different opinions.
some one knows the whole scene?

Deadshot Seven · Feb 02, 2009, 12:11 AM // 00:11

"How do you know you haven't already met a female dwarf? eh? eh?"
Ogden Stonehealer.

Ate of DK · Feb 02, 2009, 12:11 AM // 00:11

Yes, that's during the cutscene you get when you enter Vlox's Falls the first time with the Asuran primairy quests.

Edit:

One of my favourites is during the cutscene where they get ready to destroy the Great Destroyer. The Norn arrive and Ogden asks: "There are five of you?" And gets replied: "I thought 4 would be enough but Olaf's daugther insisted she comes along!"